Wednesday, March 31, 2010

And My Toes...Watch Them Curl...

Tim Deluxe ft. Sam Obernik "It Just Won't Do" (Club Mix) by JennyMariePR

I've been listening to my old techno & house mixes...brings me back.

Artist Feature: Orlin Oroschakoff "Very Green Elephant"

I would like to introduce everyone to a brilliant artist & short story writer, Mr. Orlin Oroschakoff

Orlin was born in Sofia, Bulgaria and began painting at the age of five. He exhibited frequently in several cities in the United States (New York, San Francisco, Chicago, Los Angeles & Palm Springs), as well as in Europe (London, Paris, Cologne & Sofia).

In addition to his artwork, he began writing short fiction stories that were published in Bulgarian & English.

Click here to purchase/see more of Orlin Oroschakoff's artwork & short stories

Please contact me for any inquiries jennympr@gmail.com




VERY GREEN ELEPHANT

I already told you. We must give him a name. In order to make him feel welcome. You know what happened last night . . . I know you won’t believe me. You were already in bed. Asleep. I was reading in my room when I heard this solid thumping noise. It must’ve been around midnight. I thought it must be from the radiators, cooling down. But then it happened again and this time it didn’t sound like a radiator at all. I got up, turned up the light and straight to the Fellini room. It’s dark when the light is switched off. I can still see him from the landing, through the doorway some light streaking through the French door to the garden. Not last night. The darkness’s transparent pendant was blocked by something immensely alive. The immersion of the night, that nocturnal face of things was occupied by something breathing. The presence of this apparition seemed to swell to a fearful dimension. I reached for the light switch when my knuckles brushed on the rough overheated texture of distinct epiderma. I know it might sound ridiculous but maybe you can already guess what I saw under the diminished streaks of the wall lights. There he was. Our brand new porcelain elephant. Expanded into a life-size, not yet fully grown African elephant. The same seductively smooth porcelain form enlarged to the optimal scale that the room could handle. Huge, jade-green live content obediently standing on his massive fours slightly sunk into the dark blue and green striped thick carpet. For some reason his imposing presence didn’t make me nervous. Doubtlessly, his sharp hearing could detect your sleepful purring in the bedroom across the hall. I knew that even if he wanted to pay a visit to your room and express his considerable disappointment about your unwillingness to name him, he wouldn’t be able to do so. His size wouldn’t allow him to pass through the door in the first place and leave the Fellini room. But, what if the circumference of his body was a bit smaller, let’s say similar to that of a young bull. Then certainly he would have stormed your room and you’d have been quite shaken when picked up out of your bed and elevated you under the ceiling. What would you have told him, why have you neglected him for the entire four days after we found him there, not far from the vast river, abandoned among other scattered embodiments of gathered material data of time gone. Forms protected and oppressed by the predictable narrative of stingy minds. You saw him first and your cat-like eyes ceased to be easily fed with the vanishing voluptuousness of the departing autumn. The unobtrusive fragrance of past times, the raw radiance of color, the scent of childhood forever enclosed and snowed in in the crystal ball of your memories, divagating the valley of the green . . . where horse, skies and smells, sun bleached the milky streak of your chestnut hair, where the protective darkness of the mountains was your divine measure, majestic self-supporting pillars of unspoken truth and order . . .

You know, we took him home. Over the bridge . . . Over the silent red towers of unveiled autumn and the prey of golden shadows over the blooming colors of descending leaves, over the railroad of the languishing afternoon, upon the forgotten face of the rusty steamer next to the obliterated canal with swimming ducks, upstream against the unlit lampposts. We carried him with all his green secrets. Some say elephants are never reduced to forgetting, but the exitless orbit of time will reduce the two of us to the dusk of null passions. The moondial of our life together will preserve his precious green secret before death liberates the flesh of its sorrows. We must name him. Hand in hand . . . You see, the silhouettes of the turning world are oblivious to his indecipherable mystery. You can sense his presence is affirmed by the cool of his green. A captive of his porcelain greenness he beckons the invisible path, the green direction of unknown destination. He can carry the pangs of our love across his strong back. Jade green magic apparition, I know he wants to be named by us, so he can guide us through the evening’s marvels, redolent of astral copulations and multiplied tenderness. His vibrant green, abundant in inner motion will cool my eternal impatience and my esoteric concupiscence. While skin engloved by skin, we let the incarnation of our thoughts to dominate the belle époque of youthful days, confined to the monumental scaffold of descending time. His green will be bemused, bemist negation to the darkest blue of our contemplations.

I know . . . It’s not an easy task to name an elephant. Shall we ever know how he’s lost his tusks? And . . . what if the name we . . . Isn’t a name going to be such a limiting feature to such a majestic creature. Isn’t the name going to deroot him from the sharpness of his green? We must decide that, my love. Tomorrow night . . .


3.30 p.m., Friday, November 30, 2007

Montclair, New Jersey

Orlin G. Oroschakoff

Reflection Eternal on Toca Tuesdays

Reflection Eternal Freestyle on Toca Tuesday from Toca Tuesdays on Vimeo.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Ian Van Dahl "Will I" & "Castles In the Sky"



I feel like dancing (what's new)

Will I...Will I...Will I...



^^^^^^^^
So Classic...I couldn't post one without the other :)

Shouts to Allie Cat

Jon Stewart Bodies Sarah Palin & Conservatives Against Health Care Reform

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Twitty Tuesday: The Last Song


Here's a flick that's sure to make you laugh and cry: It's The Last Song.

Director Julie Anne Robinson captures the story written by Nicholas Sparks (same author as The Notebook). It's a drama about an estranged father, who lives in a small Southern beach town, that gets the chance to spend the summer with his reluctant teenaged daughter, who would rather be home in New York. Through their mutual love of music, the estranged duo learn to reconnect. The film is starring Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Greg Kinnear, Kelly Preston and Bobby Coleman. It comes out today! For more info, visit http://touchstone.movies.go.com/thelastsong/.

Click here to watch the trailer

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Monday, March 29, 2010

DJ Jazzy Jeff "The Definition"

DJ Jazzy Jeff "The Definition" by JennyMariePR

About a week ago...my laptop crashed. I thought my music library was deceased. Fortunately, all my music was retrieved this weekend and I couldn't be happier *sigh of relief*

Facebook Extends "Like This" Feature to the Web




I can already see the controversy with this...

Click here to read the article at switched

Sunday, March 28, 2010

4 Strings "Take Me Away"



Dedicated to Allie Cat...this song brings back memories of the craziest times in my life :)

Saturday, March 27, 2010

New Video: Erykah Badu "Window Seat"



Flawless! She was the GOAT when I was 16 and she STILL is now (I'm 24)

Hot track & Hot Video! <3

Friday, March 26, 2010

Glenn Beck Vs. James Cameron Round 2



This all started when Glenn Beck called James Cameron the "Antichrist" for making the Titanic LOL. This man is nuts (but entertaining)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

George Bush Still Believes in Cooties. Uses Clinton as a Rag



Notice Bill Clinton's face lmao

shouts to my bro @MrGChristopher for sending this to me

Cause I am Daydreaming...

Saunders Sermons "Day Dreaming"  by  JennyMariePR

Been daydreaming all morning...I think it's the beautiful sunny weather in Manhattan :)

The Pope Defends Pedophiles (Sketchy)



I was raised Catholic by my parents but I mean...WOW! Apparently, Pope Benedict decided it was ok to cover up for a Wisconsin Priest who molested over 200 Deaf young boys. That's right. Not only were they young boys but they were DEAF! Like how sick can one person be.

Click here to read more at the NY Daily News

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

9thmatic & Khrysis "It’s On" Produced by Premo



Only Premo can start off a beat so ILL like that!

WHOAH!!!!! PREMIER!!! PREMIER!!!PREMIER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click here to listen

Just fyi...9thmatic = 9th Wonder

2nd Best Sex Song EVER!

Eminem "Superman" by JennyMariePR

You don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with guys
Too much pride, between you and I
Not a jealous man, but females lie
But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two
I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you...
Em

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
One of the craziest verses ever spitted (IMO)!

The NFL Changes the Rules for Overtime in the Playoffs

The Gorillaz Cover Complex for the April/May Issue (Dope Artwork)

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Twitty Tuesday: Mojo at Kush






Tonight is Mojo night at Kush lounge, located at 191 Chrystie Street, where you can let pulsating Cuban rhythms take the lead of your hips while sipping a fresh cold Mojito. I definitely recommend this Moroccan-style lounge. Kush offers a Mediterranean/Moroccan food menu, many different hookah flavors and pretty good music, which ranges from techno, hip hop, r&b to ethnic tunes. There is usually a live DJ. Tuesday's Mojo night offers Mojito Specials with the high end Starr African Rum! There is no cover. The party is from 8PM-3AM. For more info on Kush, you can visit http://thekushnyc.com/.

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Little Brother LeftBack Album Sampler (CRAZZZZZY)



3RD Track "Tigallo for Dolo" Made me jump out my damn office chair! This album is going to be NUTS! The production = Dope x 10

In stores April 20th

Little Brother LeftBack Album Sampler by JennyMariePR

1. Curtain Call (Prod. By Khrysis)
2. Table For Two Feat. Jozeemo & YahZarah (Prod. By Khrysis)
3. Tigallo For Dolo (Prod. By Khrysis)
4. Revenge Feat. Truck North & Median (Prod. By Khrysis)
5. So Cold Feat. Chaundon (Prod. By King Karnov)
6. Second Chances Feat. Bilal & Darien Brockington (Prod. By Denaun Porter)
7. Go Off Go On (Prod. By Khrysis)
8. What We Are Feat. Quiana (Prod. By Young R.J.)
9. After The Party Feat. Carlitta Durand (S1 and Caleb’s Who Shot JR Ewing Remix) (Prod. By S1 and Caleb)
10. Two Step Blues Feat. Darien Brockington (Zo’s Purple Suit With The Matching Gators Remix) (Prod. By Zo!)
11. Get Enough Pt. 2 Feat. Khrysis (Prod. By Khrysis)
12. Before The Night Is Over (Prod. By J.Bizness)
13. 24 Feat. Torae (Prod. By Khrysis)

Monday, March 22, 2010

#NowPlaying Pete Rock & CL Smooth...Aaaaaaall the Places & Spaces I've Been

Pete Rock & CL Smooth "All The Places" by JennyMariePR

People that follow me on twitter know this is my "Pick Me Up" Song. Happy Monday :p

Sunday, March 21, 2010

We Can't Beat This Game! Help!!!!!! New Super Mario Brothers (Wii)



Ok. I've had enough. Tonight was the 5,654 time I attempted to beat this game. The girls and I have been on the very last castle in World 8 for the past 3 weeks (maybe a month).

Any ideas on how to kill the final King Koopa (or is it impossible)?

Let us know @JennyMariePR @CKTwitty @Erin_Moyer

*sigh*

Yes We Can! Obama's Health Care Reform Bill Passes *Applause*



I couldn't be happier! I <3 my president!

Click here to read more at NY Daily News

Where to Party in NYC?! Rooftop of the Gansevoort



The girls & I went to the rooftop of the Gansevoort on Friday night. I haven't been there in over a year so I was excited to go back & enjoy the weather.

I'll let Miss Twitty tell you the rest at EatsnBeats

Friday, March 19, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Just Blaze on Grind Music Radio Part 2

Heavy D "Big Daddy" *Dances*



Heavy D was the only chubby dude who danced in all his videos...he kept up with all the choreography lol

Sandra Bullock is Just Too Good for All This Bullshit



I hate to see one of my favorite stars go through this BS. There are reports that Sandra Bullock left her home that she shares with her husband Jesse James due to an "alleged affair"

I'm not even going to show the girl's photo.

She just won an Oscar. This could have been the best year of her life...Poor Sandra :(

*Side Note: Jesse James' "alleged" mistress has a tattoo on her forehead stating "Pray for Us Sinners" SMH

Drake Speaks to MTV About Lil Wayne

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St. Patty's Day...How to Make an Irish Car Bomb



The girls & I are going out for St Patty's tonight and doing Irish Car Bombs. It is a must! Instructions below.



Ingredients:

* 1/2 shot Irish whiskey
* 1/2 shot Irish cream (Bailey's)
* 3/4 pint Irish stout (Guinness)

1) Pour the 1/2 shot of Irish Whiskey into the Irish Cream (or you can keep them separate).

2) Drop the shot of Irish Cream into the Pint of Guinness....

3) CHUG!

Teacher Gets Caught Hosting a "Fight Club" with Students



A Los Angeles juvenile probation teacher was arrested yesterday for hosting a "Fight Club" for students & rival gangs.

I guess he's a strong believer in the notion "LET'EM FIGHT!" lol

Click here to read the article at the Huffingtonpost.com

Just Blaze Talks to Grind Music Radio

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

You Got Stacks Like the International House of Pancakes



All day like Harry Belafonte...

Jodeci ft. Raekwon & Ghostface "Freakin You" (Remix) by JennyMariePR

John Edwards' Mistress Exposes all to GQ Magazine



According to his mistress Rielle Hunter, she was going to keep quiet about the whole affair until John Edwards decided to come clean about being the father to her child. That dude is a dumbass (no lol)...I'm a strong believer in "what you don't know won't hurt you."

Click here to read more at the New York Times

Monday, March 15, 2010

New Video: Skyzoo ft Carlitta Durand "Easy to Fly"



Produced by 9th Wonder

directed by Curt Dunn

Press inquiries for Skyzoo...hit me up jennympr@gmail.com

Best Sex Song of All Time...

Art of Noise "Moments In Love" by JennyMariePR

Wendy Mink Jewelry



My beautiful friend Erin Moyer is a sales rep for Wendy Mink Jewelry. It's the only thing I wear when I go out. All the jewelry is handmade with vibrant colors that enhance any outfit. Every time I wear one of their pieces, I am harassed with questions...so now I'm letting everyone know.

You can cop earrings like the ones I have on above at http://www.wendyminkjewelry.com/

Joell Ortiz "On to the Next One" Freestyle



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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Nomar Garciaparra Retires with the Red Sox



I <3 the Red Sox

WOWOWOWOWOW *does cartwheel*

Total "What About Us"

Total "What About Us" by JennyMariePR

Anyone around my age (24) will probably tell you Total was one of their fav girl groups to date (I know they don't have the best voices...spare me the lecture).

They made some hotass records though

Bank of America Will End Overdraft Fees by Summer 2010



Anyone who has Bank of America has been hit with that $35 fee. It doesn't matter how much money you have...They find a way to get you.

I've BEEN saying this for a long time. Why have overdraft fees? The debit card should be denied if there are insufficient funds...like a credit card.

Apparently, they are FINALLY catching on.

Click here to read the article at the HuffingtonPost.com

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Twitty Tuesday: "Hold You" by Gyptian


Check out this newly released single titled "Hold You" by Gyptian! Rising artist, Gyptian, born Windel Beneto Edwards, first started gaining acclaim in 2005 with his debut single, "Serious Times". He was nominated for Best Entertainer at the 2006 International Reggae and World Music Awards. The singer has also come out with three other hit singles, including "Is There a Place," "Beautiful Lady," and the chart-topping ballad "Mama, Don't Cry". If you're wondering where he got his name from, he was "nicknamed from his habit of tying a shirt around his head and twisting his chin hair like an Egyptian pharaoh," according to his myspace. For more info on Gyptian, visit http://www.myspace.com/gyptian.

Gyptian - Hold Yuh by eatsnbeats

Monday, March 8, 2010

Notorious B.I.G "Machine Gun Funk" (DJ Premier Version)

Video: Elzhi "Deep"

Where to Party in NYC? Kiss & Fly, Santos & M2 (Mansion)



I haven't done a "Where to Party?" blog in so long. The last one I did was for 49 Grove & God knows I don't party there anymore lol (we off that).

Kiss & Fly


House heads will love this spot. The crowd is a little older (30+) & chic. I enjoyed myself. If you hate techno & house music, this place ain't for you. You won't hear 1 hip-hop song here. Located in the Meat Packing District.





Santos


My girls & I went there these past 2 weeks & danced the entire night. I used to go to Santos all the time when Q-Tip spinned...Just Blaze has taken over Friday nights and it's CRAZY to say the least. The place stayed packed til the way end...(4am which is nuts) Santos is located on the corner of Canal & Lafayette







M2 (Mansion)


I'm not too crazy about M2. The music is pretty dope (in the house/techno room) but it's just a little too crowded for me (the photo directly below was from the DJ Booth). If you like huge clubs with a lot of people, then you'll like this spot. I just get grossed out watching thousands of people sweat bullets & make out like I'm at a high school dance. M2 is located in Chelsea near the other "super" clubs (Marquee, Guesthouse, Quo, etc)





Why is Everyone Surprised About D'Angelo?



*issue late pass*

D'Angelo was arrested over the weekend for soliciting prostitution to an undercover cop. I was reading my twitter and laughing at chicks that were surprised about this. Men who have fame have even more of a reason to pay for sex.

Wonder why men choose prostitutes over average women? The answer is simple. They can pay the girl $40 (in D'Angelo's situation)have sex or oral sex with her...AND NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN. There's no obligation or responsibility.

*Side note: Red flag...if you have a man who takes "Guy Only" trips to Costa Rica or the Dominican Republic. JUST SAYIN

I Give Alice In Wonderland 2 Thumbs Up!



I thought this movie was AMAZING! Johnny Deep was so creepy & obscure (which I LOVE). Unlike Avatar, this movie would STILL be great even if it wasn't in IMAX 3D.

Ten Ren's Tea Time...Best Bubble Tea in Manhattan



I highly suggest the Vanilla Chai Bubble Tea with Tapioca

Located on the corner of Mott St. & Canal St.

My Oscar Recap...

I didn't get to actually watch the Oscars last night...I was out with the girls but I know some of my favorite folks won...

My girl Sandra Bullock won Best Actress for The Blind Side. I am so happy for her. For the haters: Go back and watch A Time to Kill and get back to me.



Christoph Waltz took home an Oscar...Best Supporting Actor for Inglourious Basterds IMO he had the best performance in 2009.



Kathryn Bigelow (James Cameron's ex-wife) won Best Director for The Hurt Locker. I know that's got to hurt. I'm sorry, Avatar was as overrated as the Titanic.



Monique won Best Supporting Actress for Precious. I am sorry, but Precious was an over-the-top movie with an over-the-top plot. Anyone could play a dramatic role THAT dramatic (If you know what I mean).



Just Peep Samuel L. Jackson's response LMAO



My pick for Best Dressed: Sandra Bullock in Marchesa...This night belonged to her!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

I Need My Bed to Shake in Order to Wake!!!



The iLuv alarm clock features a "bed shaker" that you can place under your pillow. God knows I need something like this to wake up. I am such a Snooze Queen.

Click here to read more at engadget

Jay Electronica & Just Blaze Made "Exhibit A" in 20 Mins



I guess if you work well together it takes no time. Dope x 10

Click here to purchase Exhibit A & C on iTunes

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

10 Ways To Realize You Are a Thirst Bucket




I hate to do this...I really do...but Thirst Buckets are taking over the earth people. Men its not too late. If you see yourself doing the following, just stop while you are ahead.

1) If you text a girl and she doesn't respond, so you decide to DM, Facebook, email & call her til she answers

2) Voicemails in general = Honorary Parched Card

3) If you've ever texted a girl "?" because she doesn't respond

4) If you use her profession as an excuse to see her...i.e. Dude: "Yo Jenny I need some PR assistance" Me: "Cool you have a project coming?" Dude "Ummm Nah but..."

5) If you follow over 500 people and 499 of them are girls in thongs

6) If you use the word "Ma" when referring to a female *THROWS FLAG*

7) If you bbm someone and say "I saw you read my message...no love?" Personally, I only give my PIN to folks who are "my people"

8) If you name drop...I don't care if Dr. Dre is your 5th cousin through marriage

9) If you ask a WOMAN to get you into an event or club...I hate that...Ladies like it when YOU put THEM on to something new...not vice versa


10) If you constantly think every girl you talk to is playing hard to get YOU ARE A THIRST BUCKET...Women will make it known if she likes you as a friend or romantically. Watch her vocab. Please take "Homey, My Friend, Fam, etc" literally.

Throwback: Gina Thompson ft. Missy Elliott "The Things You Do"





I heard this before work today. This was the jam! Missy's verse FTW! *dances*

Jon Stewart Bodies Senator Jim Bunning for Objecting Unemployment

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"Ummmm Homeless says What?" Jon Stewart is the man lol.

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Twitty Tuesday: Jay-Z, Young Jeezy & Trey Songz at Madison Square Garden Tonight


The Blueprint 3 Tour, featuring Jay-Z, Young Jeezy and Trey Songz, will be at Madison Square Garden tonight. The show starts at 8PM. For more information or to purchase tickets, visit http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D00442711794E0D.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Prayers Go Out to Guru :(



This is sad...Guru, Emcee of one of my fav groups Gang Starr, was hospitalized due to cardiac arrest...he is currently in a coma. Let's all wish him well!