Tim Deluxe ft. Sam Obernik "It Just Won't Do" (Club Mix) by JennyMariePR
I've been listening to my old techno & house mixes...brings me back.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Artist Feature: Orlin Oroschakoff "Very Green Elephant"
I would like to introduce everyone to a brilliant artist & short story writer, Mr. Orlin Oroschakoff
Orlin was born in Sofia, Bulgaria and began painting at the age of five. He exhibited frequently in several cities in the United States (New York, San Francisco, Chicago, Los Angeles & Palm Springs), as well as in Europe (London, Paris, Cologne & Sofia).
In addition to his artwork, he began writing short fiction stories that were published in Bulgarian & English.
Click here to purchase/see more of Orlin Oroschakoff's artwork & short stories
Please contact me for any inquiries jennympr@gmail.com
VERY GREEN ELEPHANT
I already told you. We must give him a name. In order to make him feel welcome. You know what happened last night . . . I know you won’t believe me. You were already in bed. Asleep. I was reading in my room when I heard this solid thumping noise. It must’ve been around midnight. I thought it must be from the radiators, cooling down. But then it happened again and this time it didn’t sound like a radiator at all. I got up, turned up the light and straight to the Fellini room. It’s dark when the light is switched off. I can still see him from the landing, through the doorway some light streaking through the French door to the garden. Not last night. The darkness’s transparent pendant was blocked by something immensely alive. The immersion of the night, that nocturnal face of things was occupied by something breathing. The presence of this apparition seemed to swell to a fearful dimension. I reached for the light switch when my knuckles brushed on the rough overheated texture of distinct epiderma. I know it might sound ridiculous but maybe you can already guess what I saw under the diminished streaks of the wall lights. There he was. Our brand new porcelain elephant. Expanded into a life-size, not yet fully grown African elephant. The same seductively smooth porcelain form enlarged to the optimal scale that the room could handle. Huge, jade-green live content obediently standing on his massive fours slightly sunk into the dark blue and green striped thick carpet. For some reason his imposing presence didn’t make me nervous. Doubtlessly, his sharp hearing could detect your sleepful purring in the bedroom across the hall. I knew that even if he wanted to pay a visit to your room and express his considerable disappointment about your unwillingness to name him, he wouldn’t be able to do so. His size wouldn’t allow him to pass through the door in the first place and leave the Fellini room. But, what if the circumference of his body was a bit smaller, let’s say similar to that of a young bull. Then certainly he would have stormed your room and you’d have been quite shaken when picked up out of your bed and elevated you under the ceiling. What would you have told him, why have you neglected him for the entire four days after we found him there, not far from the vast river, abandoned among other scattered embodiments of gathered material data of time gone. Forms protected and oppressed by the predictable narrative of stingy minds. You saw him first and your cat-like eyes ceased to be easily fed with the vanishing voluptuousness of the departing autumn. The unobtrusive fragrance of past times, the raw radiance of color, the scent of childhood forever enclosed and snowed in in the crystal ball of your memories, divagating the valley of the green . . . where horse, skies and smells, sun bleached the milky streak of your chestnut hair, where the protective darkness of the mountains was your divine measure, majestic self-supporting pillars of unspoken truth and order . . .
You know, we took him home. Over the bridge . . . Over the silent red towers of unveiled autumn and the prey of golden shadows over the blooming colors of descending leaves, over the railroad of the languishing afternoon, upon the forgotten face of the rusty steamer next to the obliterated canal with swimming ducks, upstream against the unlit lampposts. We carried him with all his green secrets. Some say elephants are never reduced to forgetting, but the exitless orbit of time will reduce the two of us to the dusk of null passions. The moondial of our life together will preserve his precious green secret before death liberates the flesh of its sorrows. We must name him. Hand in hand . . . You see, the silhouettes of the turning world are oblivious to his indecipherable mystery. You can sense his presence is affirmed by the cool of his green. A captive of his porcelain greenness he beckons the invisible path, the green direction of unknown destination. He can carry the pangs of our love across his strong back. Jade green magic apparition, I know he wants to be named by us, so he can guide us through the evening’s marvels, redolent of astral copulations and multiplied tenderness. His vibrant green, abundant in inner motion will cool my eternal impatience and my esoteric concupiscence. While skin engloved by skin, we let the incarnation of our thoughts to dominate the belle époque of youthful days, confined to the monumental scaffold of descending time. His green will be bemused, bemist negation to the darkest blue of our contemplations.
I know . . . It’s not an easy task to name an elephant. Shall we ever know how he’s lost his tusks? And . . . what if the name we . . . Isn’t a name going to be such a limiting feature to such a majestic creature. Isn’t the name going to deroot him from the sharpness of his green? We must decide that, my love. Tomorrow night . . .
3.30 p.m., Friday, November 30, 2007
Montclair, New Jersey
Orlin G. Oroschakoff
Orlin was born in Sofia, Bulgaria and began painting at the age of five. He exhibited frequently in several cities in the United States (New York, San Francisco, Chicago, Los Angeles & Palm Springs), as well as in Europe (London, Paris, Cologne & Sofia).
In addition to his artwork, he began writing short fiction stories that were published in Bulgarian & English.
Click here to purchase/see more of Orlin Oroschakoff's artwork & short stories
Please contact me for any inquiries jennympr@gmail.com
VERY GREEN ELEPHANT
I already told you. We must give him a name. In order to make him feel welcome. You know what happened last night . . . I know you won’t believe me. You were already in bed. Asleep. I was reading in my room when I heard this solid thumping noise. It must’ve been around midnight. I thought it must be from the radiators, cooling down. But then it happened again and this time it didn’t sound like a radiator at all. I got up, turned up the light and straight to the Fellini room. It’s dark when the light is switched off. I can still see him from the landing, through the doorway some light streaking through the French door to the garden. Not last night. The darkness’s transparent pendant was blocked by something immensely alive. The immersion of the night, that nocturnal face of things was occupied by something breathing. The presence of this apparition seemed to swell to a fearful dimension. I reached for the light switch when my knuckles brushed on the rough overheated texture of distinct epiderma. I know it might sound ridiculous but maybe you can already guess what I saw under the diminished streaks of the wall lights. There he was. Our brand new porcelain elephant. Expanded into a life-size, not yet fully grown African elephant. The same seductively smooth porcelain form enlarged to the optimal scale that the room could handle. Huge, jade-green live content obediently standing on his massive fours slightly sunk into the dark blue and green striped thick carpet. For some reason his imposing presence didn’t make me nervous. Doubtlessly, his sharp hearing could detect your sleepful purring in the bedroom across the hall. I knew that even if he wanted to pay a visit to your room and express his considerable disappointment about your unwillingness to name him, he wouldn’t be able to do so. His size wouldn’t allow him to pass through the door in the first place and leave the Fellini room. But, what if the circumference of his body was a bit smaller, let’s say similar to that of a young bull. Then certainly he would have stormed your room and you’d have been quite shaken when picked up out of your bed and elevated you under the ceiling. What would you have told him, why have you neglected him for the entire four days after we found him there, not far from the vast river, abandoned among other scattered embodiments of gathered material data of time gone. Forms protected and oppressed by the predictable narrative of stingy minds. You saw him first and your cat-like eyes ceased to be easily fed with the vanishing voluptuousness of the departing autumn. The unobtrusive fragrance of past times, the raw radiance of color, the scent of childhood forever enclosed and snowed in in the crystal ball of your memories, divagating the valley of the green . . . where horse, skies and smells, sun bleached the milky streak of your chestnut hair, where the protective darkness of the mountains was your divine measure, majestic self-supporting pillars of unspoken truth and order . . .
You know, we took him home. Over the bridge . . . Over the silent red towers of unveiled autumn and the prey of golden shadows over the blooming colors of descending leaves, over the railroad of the languishing afternoon, upon the forgotten face of the rusty steamer next to the obliterated canal with swimming ducks, upstream against the unlit lampposts. We carried him with all his green secrets. Some say elephants are never reduced to forgetting, but the exitless orbit of time will reduce the two of us to the dusk of null passions. The moondial of our life together will preserve his precious green secret before death liberates the flesh of its sorrows. We must name him. Hand in hand . . . You see, the silhouettes of the turning world are oblivious to his indecipherable mystery. You can sense his presence is affirmed by the cool of his green. A captive of his porcelain greenness he beckons the invisible path, the green direction of unknown destination. He can carry the pangs of our love across his strong back. Jade green magic apparition, I know he wants to be named by us, so he can guide us through the evening’s marvels, redolent of astral copulations and multiplied tenderness. His vibrant green, abundant in inner motion will cool my eternal impatience and my esoteric concupiscence. While skin engloved by skin, we let the incarnation of our thoughts to dominate the belle époque of youthful days, confined to the monumental scaffold of descending time. His green will be bemused, bemist negation to the darkest blue of our contemplations.
I know . . . It’s not an easy task to name an elephant. Shall we ever know how he’s lost his tusks? And . . . what if the name we . . . Isn’t a name going to be such a limiting feature to such a majestic creature. Isn’t the name going to deroot him from the sharpness of his green? We must decide that, my love. Tomorrow night . . .
3.30 p.m., Friday, November 30, 2007
Montclair, New Jersey
Orlin G. Oroschakoff
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Ian Van Dahl "Will I" & "Castles In the Sky"
I feel like dancing (what's new)
Will I...Will I...Will I...
^^^^^^^^
So Classic...I couldn't post one without the other :)
Shouts to Allie Cat
Jon Stewart Bodies Sarah Palin & Conservatives Against Health Care Reform
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Twitty Tuesday: The Last Song
Here's a flick that's sure to make you laugh and cry: It's The Last Song.
Director Julie Anne Robinson captures the story written by Nicholas Sparks (same author as The Notebook). It's a drama about an estranged father, who lives in a small Southern beach town, that gets the chance to spend the summer with his reluctant teenaged daughter, who would rather be home in New York. Through their mutual love of music, the estranged duo learn to reconnect. The film is starring Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Greg Kinnear, Kelly Preston and Bobby Coleman. It comes out today! For more info, visit http://touchstone.movies.go.com/thelastsong/.
Click here to watch the trailer
by Camelia
www.eatsnbeats.com
Monday, March 29, 2010
DJ Jazzy Jeff "The Definition"
DJ Jazzy Jeff "The Definition" by JennyMariePR
About a week ago...my laptop crashed. I thought my music library was deceased. Fortunately, all my music was retrieved this weekend and I couldn't be happier *sigh of relief*
About a week ago...my laptop crashed. I thought my music library was deceased. Fortunately, all my music was retrieved this weekend and I couldn't be happier *sigh of relief*
Sunday, March 28, 2010
4 Strings "Take Me Away"
Dedicated to Allie Cat...this song brings back memories of the craziest times in my life :)
Saturday, March 27, 2010
New Video: Erykah Badu "Window Seat"
Flawless! She was the GOAT when I was 16 and she STILL is now (I'm 24)
Hot track & Hot Video! <3
Friday, March 26, 2010
Glenn Beck Vs. James Cameron Round 2
This all started when Glenn Beck called James Cameron the "Antichrist" for making the Titanic LOL. This man is nuts (but entertaining)
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Cause I am Daydreaming...
Saunders Sermons "Day Dreaming" by JennyMariePR
Been daydreaming all morning...I think it's the beautiful sunny weather in Manhattan :)
Been daydreaming all morning...I think it's the beautiful sunny weather in Manhattan :)
The Pope Defends Pedophiles (Sketchy)
I was raised Catholic by my parents but I mean...WOW! Apparently, Pope Benedict decided it was ok to cover up for a Wisconsin Priest who molested over 200 Deaf young boys. That's right. Not only were they young boys but they were DEAF! Like how sick can one person be.
Click here to read more at the NY Daily News
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
9thmatic & Khrysis "It’s On" Produced by Premo
Only Premo can start off a beat so ILL like that!
WHOAH!!!!! PREMIER!!! PREMIER!!!PREMIER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click here to listen
Just fyi...9thmatic = 9th Wonder
2nd Best Sex Song EVER!
Eminem "Superman" by JennyMariePR
You don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with guys
Too much pride, between you and I
Not a jealous man, but females lie
But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two
I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you... Em
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
One of the craziest verses ever spitted (IMO)!
You don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with guys
Too much pride, between you and I
Not a jealous man, but females lie
But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two
I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you... Em
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
One of the craziest verses ever spitted (IMO)!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Twitty Tuesday: Mojo at Kush
Tonight is Mojo night at Kush lounge, located at 191 Chrystie Street, where you can let pulsating Cuban rhythms take the lead of your hips while sipping a fresh cold Mojito. I definitely recommend this Moroccan-style lounge. Kush offers a Mediterranean/Moroccan food menu, many different hookah flavors and pretty good music, which ranges from techno, hip hop, r&b to ethnic tunes. There is usually a live DJ. Tuesday's Mojo night offers Mojito Specials with the high end Starr African Rum! There is no cover. The party is from 8PM-3AM. For more info on Kush, you can visit http://thekushnyc.com/.
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Little Brother LeftBack Album Sampler (CRAZZZZZY)
3RD Track "Tigallo for Dolo" Made me jump out my damn office chair! This album is going to be NUTS! The production = Dope x 10
In stores April 20th
Little Brother LeftBack Album Sampler by JennyMariePR
1. Curtain Call (Prod. By Khrysis)
2. Table For Two Feat. Jozeemo & YahZarah (Prod. By Khrysis)
3. Tigallo For Dolo (Prod. By Khrysis)
4. Revenge Feat. Truck North & Median (Prod. By Khrysis)
5. So Cold Feat. Chaundon (Prod. By King Karnov)
6. Second Chances Feat. Bilal & Darien Brockington (Prod. By Denaun Porter)
7. Go Off Go On (Prod. By Khrysis)
8. What We Are Feat. Quiana (Prod. By Young R.J.)
9. After The Party Feat. Carlitta Durand (S1 and Caleb’s Who Shot JR Ewing Remix) (Prod. By S1 and Caleb)
10. Two Step Blues Feat. Darien Brockington (Zo’s Purple Suit With The Matching Gators Remix) (Prod. By Zo!)
11. Get Enough Pt. 2 Feat. Khrysis (Prod. By Khrysis)
12. Before The Night Is Over (Prod. By J.Bizness)
13. 24 Feat. Torae (Prod. By Khrysis)
Monday, March 22, 2010
#NowPlaying Pete Rock & CL Smooth...Aaaaaaall the Places & Spaces I've Been
Pete Rock & CL Smooth "All The Places" by JennyMariePR
People that follow me on twitter know this is my "Pick Me Up" Song. Happy Monday :p
People that follow me on twitter know this is my "Pick Me Up" Song. Happy Monday :p
Sunday, March 21, 2010
We Can't Beat This Game! Help!!!!!! New Super Mario Brothers (Wii)
Ok. I've had enough. Tonight was the 5,654 time I attempted to beat this game. The girls and I have been on the very last castle in World 8 for the past 3 weeks (maybe a month).
Any ideas on how to kill the final King Koopa (or is it impossible)?
Let us know @JennyMariePR @CKTwitty @Erin_Moyer
*sigh*
Where to Party in NYC?! Rooftop of the Gansevoort
The girls & I went to the rooftop of the Gansevoort on Friday night. I haven't been there in over a year so I was excited to go back & enjoy the weather.
I'll let Miss Twitty tell you the rest at EatsnBeats
Friday, March 19, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Heavy D "Big Daddy" *Dances*
Heavy D was the only chubby dude who danced in all his videos...he kept up with all the choreography lol
Sandra Bullock is Just Too Good for All This Bullshit
I hate to see one of my favorite stars go through this BS. There are reports that Sandra Bullock left her home that she shares with her husband Jesse James due to an "alleged affair"
I'm not even going to show the girl's photo.
She just won an Oscar. This could have been the best year of her life...Poor Sandra :(
*Side Note: Jesse James' "alleged" mistress has a tattoo on her forehead stating "Pray for Us Sinners" SMH
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Happy St. Patty's Day...How to Make an Irish Car Bomb
The girls & I are going out for St Patty's tonight and doing Irish Car Bombs. It is a must! Instructions below.
Ingredients:
* 1/2 shot Irish whiskey
* 1/2 shot Irish cream (Bailey's)
* 3/4 pint Irish stout (Guinness)
1) Pour the 1/2 shot of Irish Whiskey into the Irish Cream (or you can keep them separate).
2) Drop the shot of Irish Cream into the Pint of Guinness....
3) CHUG!
Teacher Gets Caught Hosting a "Fight Club" with Students
A Los Angeles juvenile probation teacher was arrested yesterday for hosting a "Fight Club" for students & rival gangs.
I guess he's a strong believer in the notion "LET'EM FIGHT!" lol
Click here to read the article at the Huffingtonpost.com
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
You Got Stacks Like the International House of Pancakes
All day like Harry Belafonte...
Jodeci ft. Raekwon & Ghostface "Freakin You" (Remix) by JennyMariePR
John Edwards' Mistress Exposes all to GQ Magazine
According to his mistress Rielle Hunter, she was going to keep quiet about the whole affair until John Edwards decided to come clean about being the father to her child. That dude is a dumbass (no lol)...I'm a strong believer in "what you don't know won't hurt you."
Click here to read more at the New York Times
Monday, March 15, 2010
New Video: Skyzoo ft Carlitta Durand "Easy to Fly"
Produced by 9th Wonder
directed by Curt Dunn
Press inquiries for Skyzoo...hit me up jennympr@gmail.com
Wendy Mink Jewelry
My beautiful friend Erin Moyer is a sales rep for Wendy Mink Jewelry. It's the only thing I wear when I go out. All the jewelry is handmade with vibrant colors that enhance any outfit. Every time I wear one of their pieces, I am harassed with questions...so now I'm letting everyone know.
You can cop earrings like the ones I have on above at http://www.wendyminkjewelry.com/
Friday, March 12, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Jon Stewart Destroys Glenn Beck LMAO
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Total "What About Us"
Total "What About Us" by JennyMariePR
Anyone around my age (24) will probably tell you Total was one of their fav girl groups to date (I know they don't have the best voices...spare me the lecture).
They made some hotass records though
Anyone around my age (24) will probably tell you Total was one of their fav girl groups to date (I know they don't have the best voices...spare me the lecture).
They made some hotass records though
Bank of America Will End Overdraft Fees by Summer 2010
Anyone who has Bank of America has been hit with that $35 fee. It doesn't matter how much money you have...They find a way to get you.
I've BEEN saying this for a long time. Why have overdraft fees? The debit card should be denied if there are insufficient funds...like a credit card.
Apparently, they are FINALLY catching on.
Click here to read the article at the HuffingtonPost.com
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Twitty Tuesday: "Hold You" by Gyptian
Check out this newly released single titled "Hold You" by Gyptian! Rising artist, Gyptian, born Windel Beneto Edwards, first started gaining acclaim in 2005 with his debut single, "Serious Times". He was nominated for Best Entertainer at the 2006 International Reggae and World Music Awards. The singer has also come out with three other hit singles, including "Is There a Place," "Beautiful Lady," and the chart-topping ballad "Mama, Don't Cry". If you're wondering where he got his name from, he was "nicknamed from his habit of tying a shirt around his head and twisting his chin hair like an Egyptian pharaoh," according to his myspace. For more info on Gyptian, visit http://www.myspace.com/gyptian.
Gyptian - Hold Yuh by eatsnbeats
Monday, March 8, 2010
Where to Party in NYC? Kiss & Fly, Santos & M2 (Mansion)
I haven't done a "Where to Party?" blog in so long. The last one I did was for 49 Grove & God knows I don't party there anymore lol (we off that).
House heads will love this spot. The crowd is a little older (30+) & chic. I enjoyed myself. If you hate techno & house music, this place ain't for you. You won't hear 1 hip-hop song here. Located in the Meat Packing District.
My girls & I went there these past 2 weeks & danced the entire night. I used to go to Santos all the time when Q-Tip spinned...Just Blaze has taken over Friday nights and it's CRAZY to say the least. The place stayed packed til the way end...(4am which is nuts) Santos is located on the corner of Canal & Lafayette
I'm not too crazy about M2. The music is pretty dope (in the house/techno room) but it's just a little too crowded for me (the photo directly below was from the DJ Booth). If you like huge clubs with a lot of people, then you'll like this spot. I just get grossed out watching thousands of people sweat bullets & make out like I'm at a high school dance. M2 is located in Chelsea near the other "super" clubs (Marquee, Guesthouse, Quo, etc)
Why is Everyone Surprised About D'Angelo?
*issue late pass*
D'Angelo was arrested over the weekend for soliciting prostitution to an undercover cop. I was reading my twitter and laughing at chicks that were surprised about this. Men who have fame have even more of a reason to pay for sex.
Wonder why men choose prostitutes over average women? The answer is simple. They can pay the girl $40 (in D'Angelo's situation)have sex or oral sex with her...AND NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN. There's no obligation or responsibility.
*Side note: Red flag...if you have a man who takes "Guy Only" trips to Costa Rica or the Dominican Republic. JUST SAYIN
I Give Alice In Wonderland 2 Thumbs Up!
I thought this movie was AMAZING! Johnny Deep was so creepy & obscure (which I LOVE). Unlike Avatar, this movie would STILL be great even if it wasn't in IMAX 3D.
Ten Ren's Tea Time...Best Bubble Tea in Manhattan
I highly suggest the Vanilla Chai Bubble Tea with Tapioca
Located on the corner of Mott St. & Canal St.
My Oscar Recap...
I didn't get to actually watch the Oscars last night...I was out with the girls but I know some of my favorite folks won...
My girl Sandra Bullock won Best Actress for The Blind Side. I am so happy for her. For the haters: Go back and watch A Time to Kill and get back to me.
Christoph Waltz took home an Oscar...Best Supporting Actor for Inglourious Basterds IMO he had the best performance in 2009.
Kathryn Bigelow (James Cameron's ex-wife) won Best Director for The Hurt Locker. I know that's got to hurt. I'm sorry, Avatar was as overrated as the Titanic.
Monique won Best Supporting Actress for Precious. I am sorry, but Precious was an over-the-top movie with an over-the-top plot. Anyone could play a dramatic role THAT dramatic (If you know what I mean).
Just Peep Samuel L. Jackson's response LMAO
My pick for Best Dressed: Sandra Bullock in Marchesa...This night belonged to her!
My girl Sandra Bullock won Best Actress for The Blind Side. I am so happy for her. For the haters: Go back and watch A Time to Kill and get back to me.
Christoph Waltz took home an Oscar...Best Supporting Actor for Inglourious Basterds IMO he had the best performance in 2009.
Kathryn Bigelow (James Cameron's ex-wife) won Best Director for The Hurt Locker. I know that's got to hurt. I'm sorry, Avatar was as overrated as the Titanic.
Monique won Best Supporting Actress for Precious. I am sorry, but Precious was an over-the-top movie with an over-the-top plot. Anyone could play a dramatic role THAT dramatic (If you know what I mean).
Just Peep Samuel L. Jackson's response LMAO
My pick for Best Dressed: Sandra Bullock in Marchesa...This night belonged to her!
Friday, March 5, 2010
Colbert's "Exclusive Heavily Edited" Video with Sean Hannity
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I was dying when he slid on the mink coat lmao
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Obama Ain't Playing Anymore...WE WANT HEALTHCARE
Obama is finally putting his foot down. I wish people would wake up & realize the amazing things this man has done thus far...
Click here to read the full article at The Boston Globe
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
I Need My Bed to Shake in Order to Wake!!!
The iLuv alarm clock features a "bed shaker" that you can place under your pillow. God knows I need something like this to wake up. I am such a Snooze Queen.
Click here to read more at engadget
Jay Electronica & Just Blaze Made "Exhibit A" in 20 Mins
I guess if you work well together it takes no time. Dope x 10
Click here to purchase Exhibit A & C on iTunes
via nahright
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
10 Ways To Realize You Are a Thirst Bucket
I hate to do this...I really do...but Thirst Buckets are taking over the earth people. Men its not too late. If you see yourself doing the following, just stop while you are ahead.
1) If you text a girl and she doesn't respond, so you decide to DM, Facebook, email & call her til she answers
2) Voicemails in general = Honorary Parched Card
3) If you've ever texted a girl "?" because she doesn't respond
4) If you use her profession as an excuse to see her...i.e. Dude: "Yo Jenny I need some PR assistance" Me: "Cool you have a project coming?" Dude "Ummm Nah but..."
5) If you follow over 500 people and 499 of them are girls in thongs
6) If you use the word "Ma" when referring to a female *THROWS FLAG*
7) If you bbm someone and say "I saw you read my message...no love?" Personally, I only give my PIN to folks who are "my people"
8) If you name drop...I don't care if Dr. Dre is your 5th cousin through marriage
9) If you ask a WOMAN to get you into an event or club...I hate that...Ladies like it when YOU put THEM on to something new...not vice versa
10) If you constantly think every girl you talk to is playing hard to get YOU ARE A THIRST BUCKET...Women will make it known if she likes you as a friend or romantically. Watch her vocab. Please take "Homey, My Friend, Fam, etc" literally.
Throwback: Gina Thompson ft. Missy Elliott "The Things You Do"
I heard this before work today. This was the jam! Missy's verse FTW! *dances*
Jon Stewart Bodies Senator Jim Bunning for Objecting Unemployment
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"Ummmm Homeless says What?" Jon Stewart is the man lol.
via huffingtonpost
Twitty Tuesday: Jay-Z, Young Jeezy & Trey Songz at Madison Square Garden Tonight
The Blueprint 3 Tour, featuring Jay-Z, Young Jeezy and Trey Songz, will be at Madison Square Garden tonight. The show starts at 8PM. For more information or to purchase tickets, visit http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D00442711794E0D.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Prayers Go Out to Guru :(
This is sad...Guru, Emcee of one of my fav groups Gang Starr, was hospitalized due to cardiac arrest...he is currently in a coma. Let's all wish him well!
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