Monday, October 19, 2009

10 Ways to Realize You Are in the "Friendzone"



1. If you tell her you like her and she doesn't respond or says awww that's sweet/cute or you're such a nice guy

2. If a woman talks to you about other men she is interested in.

3. If she gives you dap...it's a wrap

4. If she refers to you as "buddy", "homey", "my friend"...list goes on. Girls are territorial and if they like you they will use certain verbiage

5. If she says she is not ready for a relationship but you see her making out with a dude at the club. If she asks you to hook her up with one of your friends...she is not trying to make you jealous...she is trying to date your friend

6. If she doesn't allow you to take her out after dark unless other people are involved "Group Thing"

7. If her friends have NO CLUE who you are...the first thing a girl wants to do is tell EVERYBODY who she is crushing on.

8. If you offer to pay for her drinks or dinner and she whips out her own credit card with the quickness and says something along the lines of "Oh no that's ok, but thanks"

9. If you touch her and it looks like it makes her skin crawl...It almost looks like you are trying to touch her with a hot coal...you'll see her entire body squirm

10. If you buy her something and she returns it to you (not likely for a female in 2009)